...Funny as Hell ...and I mean THAT in a Funny Way
...all the recent absurdity may ironically bring Us and the Team together
...Bob's next strategy for 25 in 100 may be to leave a horse's head at the foot of the other G.M.'s beds
...whatever works !
Habitant means PASSIONATE HOCKEY
http://www.nationalpost.com/news/story.html?id=423049
It's all about respect. How can I give you respect when you don't give me any? Man, that's tough to say with cotton balls in your mouth.
Gilbert
2008/09 is the season of the Habs
Wow out of all this bad news something beautiful and positive has come out of it. I just got off the phone with a friend of a friend of my cousin's brother who is very close to the Toronto / Hamilton hockey scene. He said Sergei and Grabovski met at the old abandoned Stelco Steel Mill in the Hammer after dusk last night and had a long chat. Anyway long story short they were last seen in Scarborough then at 'The Landing Strip' with loads of smiles, high fives, girls and speed balls. So no more ugliness when the Marlies and Bulldogs meet next
"I thought I got all you Belarusan hoods locked up! What the hell are you doing here?"
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"I think when you talk about the Canadiens, you have to put the word family in front of it." - Patrick Roy
Submitted by Timo (not verified) on Sat, 02/21/2009 - 00:25.
Bob Gainey: Pasquale Mangiola ruined one of the Canadiens's most valuable proteges. For five years we had him under training. Singing lessons; acting lessons, dancing lessons. I spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on him. I was gonna make him a big star! And let me be even more frank, just to show you that I'm not a hard-hearted man, and it's not all dollars and cents. He was beautiful; he was young, he was innocent.
And then Pasquale Mangiola comes along with his olive-oil voice, and guinea charm. And he runs off. He threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous! And a man in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous!
Submitted by Sbah Reverof on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 23:40.
"Sergei, Andrei, did you spend time with your family?
Because a man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man."
Ah crap, somebody already used that one.
"I never wanted this life for you. Always I hoped...Captain Kostitsyn...Coach Kostitsyn."
It's the gift that keeps on giving!
Go ahead. Drink. Drink. No, you're off the team, that's your punishment. You're finished. I'm putting you on a plane to Hamilton.
Only don't tell me that you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and it makes me very angry. Now, who approached you first? Pasquale or Mom Boucher?
There's a car outside that will take you to the airport. I'll call your gal and tell her what flight you're on.
Go on. Get out of my sight.
Pasquale: Say hello to my little friend.
Sergei: STOP CALLING ME THAT
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Il faut commencer avec le travail, et finir avec le talent. BG
I'm going to go listen to Radio Moscow at Natasha's Tea Room...Boris Batinov is "on assignment" for Bullwinkle (aka RDS).
Nice pic. Where's the horse's ***?
Hey, listen, I want somebody good - and I mean very good - to pass that puck. I don't want my brother coming out of that corner with just his stick in his hands, alright?
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"I think when you talk about the Canadiens, you have to put the word family in front of it." - Patrick Roy
Carey Price: "Oh, Coach, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.
Carbo: "You can act like a man!
(slaps Price)
What's the matter with you. Is this how you turned out? A N.H.L finocchio that cries like a woman."
Boone, you've inspired me.
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"I think when you talk about the Canadiens, you have to put the word family in front of it." - Patrick Roy
"I'm gonna make him a borscht he can't refuse."
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"I think when you talk about the Canadiens, you have to put the word family in front of it." - Patrick Roy
Submitted by howtathor on Fri, 02/20/2009 - 21:11.
Lol
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"I think when you talk about the Canadiens, you have to put the word family in front of it." - Patrick Roy
About I grew up in Park Extension, within walking distance of Dickie Moore's Dairy Queen on Jean Talon. Moore had a place on L'Acadie Blvd., and we used to see him driving around in his convertible with a Samoyed and a very dishy wife.
While "studying" at McGill University during the 1960s, I used to attend games at the old Montreal Forum. My fellow undergraduate reprobates and I would scramble up the stairs to get centre-ice spots in the top standing room section, where aged ushers didn't know or care what we were smoking.
I stood out in the cold for six hours to get tickets to the 1975 New Year's Eve game between the Canadiens and Central Red Army. With the exception of the birth of my daughter, the 3-3 tie was the greatest event I've ever seen in my life.
The Canada-U.S. Gold medal game comes close .... but I wasn't there.
I've been a professional journalist since 1974, when I joined the Montreal Star sports department. I've covered the 1976 Olympic Games, the 1979 Expos, pop music and MSO tours of Europe and Asia (classical musicians are WAY more fun to drink with than athletes). I wrote a TV & Radio column for 20 years and, since 2000, have written a City column for The Gazette.
The best part of being a Habs Inside/Out contributor is attending games at the Bell Centre. I think it's a great building: noisy, raucous and packed to the rafters with Montrealers and visitors who live for hockey.
And I still get goosebumps every time Michel Lacroix booms out "Accueillons nos Canadiens ..."
Having seen the Boston Red Sox win two World Series and the Pittsburgh Steelers add a couple Super Bowl titles, I suppose I can die happy ... but not before another Stanley Cup parade. And I'd really like my daughter to see a historic New Year's Eve game.
I like all the players. Covering baseball gives me a profound appreciation of pro athletes who aren't jerks.
My weltanschauung was summarized by the late great Bill Hicks when he said "all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves."
Have a nice day.
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