Athletes + alcohol = trouble

posted by Mike Boone at 10h49 EST on Feb 11


As we await further details – Canadiens will issue a mealy-mouthed statement after their 4 p.m. practice today – let's be thankful that the incident did not involve guns, knives, illegal drugs, underage girls, strippers, ladies of the evening, racial slurs, DUI, brawls with bouncers – or star players.

Ryan O'Byrne and Tom Kostopoulos, however, are in deep sewage with a conservative (with gusts to uptight) organization that frowns on rookie dinners ending with last call and an overnight stay in the nick.

The timing sucks. This debacle will be a huge distraction as the team prepares for back-to-back games in Florida, then a home-and-home with the Flyers.

What's with O'Byrne in the Sunshine State? He breaks his thumb fighting the Panthers. Then on the team's next southern sojourn, the big galoot gets busted for stealing a woman's purse ... and tells the cops she's his girlfriend .... and when they ask her name he doesn't know it.

For this O'Byrne spent three years at an Ivy League university?

You learn better manners in major junior.

And back in the day when I used to close bars, you could rely on anyone whose last name began with O' to be the last man standing.




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Mr.Hazard's picture

I'm offended. lol.

Ex nihilo nihil fit


The Teacher's picture

Ooooh Komi looks pissed and looks like he thinks the thing is all a joke. -RDS


howtathor's picture

Heyyy, I missed all the hubbub about my boy Ryder! Careful Boone I'll hit you with my purse :P


RetroMikey's picture

Athletes + puck bunnies = double trouble!

"We will win the Cup only with Carey Price in the nets"


Ed's picture

Boone, I just signed on to your blog, and I see that you had to bring Ryder into this situation, as pointed out by some posters. You have now deleted your reference, so I have no idea what you had to say. But from what I know of how negatively you feel about Ryder, I can imagine that it was not nice. In almost every single blog, and Pod Cast, since HIO began, you have always made snide and derogatory comments about Ryder. Why can't you just leave him alone, and move on to someone else. Thank God he will soon be playing elsewhere. You should try to behave in a professional manner, just as Ryder has in this very trying year for him.


Seems like a lot of trouble to get a lady's number.


Keith's picture

This all looks bad for Tom The Bomb and OB but at least they didn't expose their penises and have pictures of them plastered onto the internet like a certain laff rookie player had done to him late last year LOL!!


showey47's picture

or a certain laff player who is gonna serve jail time this summer for a dui and hitn'run


Keith's picture

Yes I forgot about Mark Bell. He should be in jail now, not in the summer.


yukonhab's picture

This incident will only help the Team down the stretch...

OB is back and will prove why he can be top 4 D here in Habland.

Those mugshots are like the wanted posters the leaugue will put out for the Habs after we steal the CUP.......

GO HABS GO! GO HIGGINS GO!


The Teacher's picture

Haha, this is one of Mike's top blogs!


Actually Mike, I'm pretty sure that being a drunken lout is a behaviour perfected at schools of higher education.


likehoy's picture

can't wait to use some references during games like:

"o'byrne steals the puck off alfie like it was his purse"

"o'byrne picks off crosby's purse"

after o'byrne gets deked out of his pants...

"he hasn't been this confused since he forgot his girlfriend's name"


DYCSoccer17's picture

Some pretty amusing posts here in this thread. Here's my take:

I feel a bit better now knowing that this happened at a team-outing like the rookie dinner.

I agree with the others that this will blow over and OB will never hear the end of this. I also think that this kind of stuff actually helps with team chemistry and team-building. This year's team seems to be having much more fun than past years' teams. The congratulatory "face-washes" that occur after goals is a sign of this fun, loose, jovial spirit.

Nevertheless, Kostopoulos and OB will sit in the press box for two games and they will feel shame...and then they will be free.

Doesn't OB realize that Canadian money is worth more? He'd have been better off purse-snatching in Toronto than in Tampa.


Jay in PA's picture

It's my worst fear come true: We've turned into the Cincinnati Bengals.


ZepFan2's picture

As long as we don't evolve into the Dallas Cowboys. eek!


teamplayer's picture

think about the dynasty those cowboys had!


sidhu's picture

$100 says the purse really belongs to Patrice Brisebois. "Hold this OB, I have to go give away my number..."


mjames's picture

The alcohol had everything to do with it. I don't believe he stole the purse. I really do not think there was any ill will intended. He was drunk and whether he was was trying to be cute or clever in front of his friends, this prank, or whatever, escalated out of control.

Speaking of alcohol what were Tenders, Price and SK74 doing? They are twenty and are underage. Management should explain that any rookie funded parties have to comply with the law in terms of drinking. I am assuming these three were drinking cokes. Yea right!

Maybe Carbo should call up O'Bryn's mom and dad.

mjames


likehoy's picture

legal drinking age in quebec is 18. The habs probably abide with quebec laws and let the alcohol issue slide with the 20 year olds.


saskhab's picture

There's no reports either of those 3 were at the club O'Byrne and Kostopolous were at. The rookie dinner is just that... a meal. Whether they got served alcohol at that I don't know, but as far as I can tell, those 3 weren't at this incident which occured well after the rookie dinner would've wrapped up.


You have to think this will be a running gag with O'Byrne for a while to come. Who wants to bet he is going to finding purses in his locker for a while to come?
This will blow over, for sure.


Ian G Cobb's picture

Do I know you, Tobiass.?? Goaler.?


Yea come on Boone, don't bring Ryder in this :P....let the spotlight stay on these guys mayeb it will take the media weight off Ryder and he'll to step it up


Mike Boone's picture

You're absolutely right. I've excised that reference.


ZepFan2's picture

Cheers Booner.


J.T.'s picture

Good job.


:) Ur the best Boone


tony d's picture

maybe he took her purse cause it matched his shoes
oh no wait, that would be South Beach


"Let's be thankful the incident did not involve...star players"?
Shame on you Mr. Boone. I was all wrong about you.