Press review
posted by at 7h03 EST on Nov 13
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Submitted by Jay in PA on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 18:44.
So what do I win for vermetting this post?
Submitted by nightmare_49 on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 16:38.
Sarah Palin is going to outlaw this site as soon as she gets back to Alaska. BTW that was a nice article by Mr. Hickey today.

Submitted by Mike Boone on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 15:09.
Everyone on this thread gets two minutes for high shticking

Submitted by Chorske on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:25.
"...his influential backwards and lateral mobility..."
Influential? Fluid, maybe?

Submitted by xaverian001 on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:16.
LMAO ... hilarious thread!

Submitted by cautiousoptimist on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:32.
You guys got me laughing out loud at the office!
1. www.flickeringpictures.com - not a hockey site, but still kinda neat
2. Josh Gorges on Montreal's attack: "They're comin', they're comin' and they keep comin'. Just line after line, wave after wave..."

Submitted by Jay in PA on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 08:05.
one of the most physically imposing defenders in college hockey .. lacks prototypical height but it doesn't matter because he boasts tremendous strength and has a mean streak .. fiercely covers his net and clears his crease area with conviction
This is all music to my ears, especially the bit about clearing the crease area. I still remember that last game against toronto in '06-07, when the leafs were on the power play and two of their forwards casually skated in and screened Huet without a Canadiens D-man in sight. Huet never saw McCabe's shot from the point that made it 4-3. It sickened me because we were just so helpless against that kind of tactic, and I knew that it's that kind of thing that dominates playoff hockey--screening the goalie, scoring goals off of goalmouth scrambles, etc.
I like my D-men big, mean, and remorseless, and I think you can't have enough of these guys. Pair them with puck movers who make good decisions (e.g., Komi/Markov), and you have the prototype tandem for the future.
It now occurs to me that someone should open a hockey-themed restaurant. Goalmouth Scramble sounds like the making of a tasty breakfast skillet, or possibly a dinnertime option involving salisbury steak.

Submitted by Mike Boone on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 08:20.
It can be next to a strip bar caled the High Slot.

Submitted by Chorske on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:27.
I've been there. They'll throw you out if you get your stick up.

Submitted by Jay in PA on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 08:27.
I'm trying to make something work with a brothel upstairs called the Dirty Elbow but it's just not coming together.
Submitted by jimbo on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:52.
Change the name to stick handling

Submitted by J.T. on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 08:45.
This is how the next Hockeyville should be decided: Every business in town changes its name to something hockey-related. The photo place would be "Head Shot," the bank "Blue Chip Prospect" and the escort service would be "Juicy Rebound." The bar would be "The Dirty Hit," known locally as "Club Ruutu."
http://habsloyalist.blogspot.com

Submitted by HugeHabsFan on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:36.
I think I'm laughing a little too loudly. Everyone around me just peeked at me over the top of the cubicles. LOL!
...........
"To you from failing hands we throw the torch. Be yours to hold it high."
I STILL BELIEVE. I WILL ALWAYS BELIEVE.

Submitted by Jay in PA on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 09:32.
I assumed the escort service would be Two Minutes for Hooking, but most towns have at least two such services, anyway. Not that I'd have any reason to know that.

Submitted by Mike Boone on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 09:38.
And couples night at the local rink is called Bag Skating.
(Don't hit me, Leigh Ann!)

Submitted by J.T. on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 09:55.
If you don't watch it, you'll end up at the hospital, henceforth known as "The Trainer's Room," with a condition commonly called a Broken Stick.
http://habsloyalist.blogspot.com

Submitted by Mike Boone on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:03.
Is the hospital near the XXX video store called Pulling the Goalie?

Submitted by J.T. on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:15.
No, the theatre called Squeezing the Stick.
http://habsloyalist.blogspot.com

Submitted by Mike Boone on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:48.
Near the massage parlour called Lower Body Inquiry
Submitted by jimbo on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 18:10.
It's actually called"shoot and score five hole"

Submitted by Chorske on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:28.
That's across the street from the singles bar for recently divorced people, called "dump and chase"

Submitted by Jay in PA on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:54.
I've actually been there for the 2-on-1 special.

Submitted by J.T. on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 13:12.
Did you play for the full sixty minutes?
http://habsloyalist.blogspot.com

Submitted by Jay in PA on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 13:13.
Naw. I was riding the bench most of the night.

Submitted by J.T. on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 13:18.
I heard there's a lot of man-on-man defence in that place anyway.
http://habsloyalist.blogspot.com

Submitted by Jay in PA on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 13:24.
I dunno. I was talking to a woman about going down to block a shot, but she said that she had to check with BG if that was in the rules anymore.

Submitted by Chorske on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 15:55.
I thought that was why they wore shin guards.
And visors

Submitted by Jay in PA on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 16:09.
Remember that Avery bit about Don Cherry wearing Sears catalogs as knee pads?








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