Laugh of the day
posted by Mike Boone at 11h49 EST on Aug 5
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Submitted by nightmare_49 on Wed, 08/06/2008 - 05:01.
Happy 21st Birthday on Thursday to Sidney Crosby and stop the whining your suppose to be a man now .... Here's a list of every player who averaged more than a point per game in more than 78 games before they turned 21.
Player, Team Games
Played Points Points
Per Game
1. Wayne Gretzky, Oilers 159 301 1.89
2. Mario Lemieux, Penguins 152 241 1.59
3. Sidney Crosby, Penguins 213 294 1.38
4. Eric Lindros, Flyers 126 172 1.37
5. Rob Brown, Penguins 119 159 1.34
6. Alex Ovechkin, Capitals 81 106 1.31
7. Dale Hawerchuk, Jets 239 296 1.24
7. Denis Savard, Blackhawks 156 194 1.24
9. Jimmy Carson, Kings/Oilers 240 286 1.19
10. Ron Francis, Whalers 210 241 1.15
11. Pierre Larouche, Penguins 155 179 1.15
12. Evgeni Malkin, Penguins 78 85 1.09
12. Barry Pederson, Bruins 89 97 1.09
12. Joe Sakic, Nordiques 150 164 1.09
15. Bryan Trottier, Islanders 156 167 1.07
16. Steve Yzerman, Red Wings 211 218 1.03
Lord knows how Rob Brown is on that list, let alone so high up on it. Other than, being on Mario Lemieux's line that
Submitted by Ronin on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 18:00.
Have finally taken the plunge after browsing this site for almost a year. The 4 habs have really hit it...funny and representative of the tiresome 3 ring circus that the Mats Sundin sweepstakes have become.
Submitted by 24 Cups on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 20:27.
Ronin - welcome! Things are kind of slow right now but really pick up once the season starts. You may want to invest in a flak jacket just to be on the safe side:-)
The Original 24 Cups
Submitted by LizardKing1967 on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 17:32.
I don't know what crack you guys are smoking, but if you all think Chantal is hot, you must be smoking something. Granted, she's not bad eye candy, but if the RDS olympic coverage wants to have EVERY guy watching, I would put Annie Pelletier in there. I believe she has done some spots for them before.
Now that's a hot girl working for the camera. AND she has olympic expierience.
Jim-out.
I BELIEVE!
Submitted by nightmare_49 on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 15:07.
The Morning Skate : 2 Hawk's goalies , 1 net , Brylin vs Sutter and Mats Mania continues .. by Stu Hackel .. NY Times ..... http://slapshot.blogs.nytimes.com/
Submitted by Chris on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 17:27.
I must confess that I'm becoming increasingly surprised at how angry some of the blogs and comments are becoming regarding Sundin's delayed decision. I can understand getting our hopes up because Sundin would be a great addition to the team. But he has never wavered in asserting that he would not make a decision until sometime in August...all other deadlines are meaningless. In no logical way is Sundin hurting the Habs. If he signs with us, then great...we have yet another great offensive player to add to what was already a good offence. But its not like we've missed out on other players waiting for Sundin's decision, for the very reason that there was really not that much on the market this summer worth pursuing. Rolston was never coming here, nor was Hossa. The only defencemen that would be significant upgrades were Campbell and Redden, both of whom were far too costly for Montreal, and Stuart, who was never leaving Detroit. After that, there was nothing on the market that would be a significant upgrade over what Montreal already has on its roster or in the system.
The fact that Bob Gainey has $7 million dollars (or whatever the figure is) of cap money does not mean he has to spend it. I would much rather go through the season with that money unspent (or saved for the trade deadline) than be forced into making tough decisions next summer when Motnreal faces a bevy of players to be re-signed.
Submitted by 24 Cups on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 15:16.
NM49 - I never really liked Janis Joplin. I realize she's a legend but she's just not my cup of tea. Same goes for Pavel Bure.
The Original 24 Cups
Submitted by nightmare_49 on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 15:30.
24 - That was Monday Aug-4 , today it's Mamas and the Papas , Dylan and Mary Wells. Steve i think you clicked on the wrong "read more" or missed it.
Submitted by 24 Cups on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 16:17.
Bryan - I got the right page now - Elvis, the Beatles, and Dylan were the legends of my time. I saw Bob Dylan live at Massey Hall with the Band (Ronnie Hawkins' old Toronto bar band). First half of the set was Dylan alone on acoustic guitar and the second set was Dylan electrified. It was a very rough ride for Dylan that night - he opened a door that could never be closed again. I'm proud to say that I own every piece of vinyl ever recoded by these three tremendous talents.
I would mention that we are just about to get hit with another thunderstorm but I've been censored on that point so I'll let it slide:-)
The Original 24 Cups
Submitted by nightmare_49 on Wed, 08/06/2008 - 04:40.
Steve - That Dylan concert must be the same tour that i went to at the Old Forum , great concert. it's almost five AM now we are getting the Tstorms.
Submitted by The Professor on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 21:42.
The Band as Ronnie Hawkins' old Toronto bar band? Oh come on they were so much more than that... Ever seen The Last Waltz?
Submitted by 24 Cups on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 21:56.
Prof - mixed signals here, I think you have have misinterpreted what I was saying. I never implied anything about The Band in terms of being just a bar band. I only threw that in to help with the Toronto timeline (sort of like David Clayton Thomas before Blood, Sweat, and Tears). I know a fair bit about the Band and their development - have been a big fan right from the start.
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Submitted by The Professor on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 22:48.
Sorry about that I guess I just misread the intent... glad to hear you're a fan though! When you put it all into context, to think that Canadians played such a large role in one of music's most important eras with Bob Dylan is pretty impressive, and their solo stuff is amazing. There's just no better driving song than Up On Cripple Creek...
Submitted by RetroMikey on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 15:09.
The Business Montrealw as one of my favourite nightclubs in the 80's!
"We will win the Cup only with Carey Price in the nets"
Submitted by RetroMikey on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 15:04.
Chantal Machabée is so hot!
Oooh those French Canadian girls I partied with back in my single days during the mid 80's in Montreal!
"We will win the Cup only with Carey Price in the nets"
Submitted by mrhabby on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 15:35.
chantal, chantal, love that name.
Submitted by ProHabs on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 14:26.
You guys are too picky. Chantal is no Martine Gaillard but she is still easy on the eyes.
Submitted by Ian G Cobb on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 15:17.
They are thinking with the wrong head again.
Submitted by nightmare_49 on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 14:16.
Gary Bettman ; Portrait of Heroism - for Mr.Boone's Art Collection .. Peerless Prognosticator ..... http://www.flickr.com/photos/29212175@N05/sets/72157606526602800/
Submitted by nightmare_49 on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 13:55.
When one man's career is more important than the league - Mats.S. #13 .. the two line pass ..... http://thetwolinepass.com/2008/08/04/sundinsundinsundinsundinsundinsundi...
Submitted by The Cat on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 13:46.
Chantal is nice looking enough but by the way they always make a point to show her from the chest up leads me to believe shes getting a bit wide downstairs.
Submitted by 24 Cups on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 14:52.
Mike Boone mentioned that Chantal would be an added viewing bonus when I signed up for RDS Habs coverage. That's good enough for me.
The Original 24 Cups
Submitted by MikeL on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 13:56.
Or that she has a nice chest.
Submitted by Yeats on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 14:44.
I always side with a "glass-half-full" view in these matters.
Submitted by Chuck on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 15:09.
Or a bra fully-full.
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Submitted by Blitzen on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 13:45.
Am I alone in thinking that she's really no that hot at all? Years (and pounds) ago, yes. But now? Meeeeeh.
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Submitted by twilighthours on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 14:25.
She certainly doesn't do it for me, and the sports networks' attempt at throwing random "hot" girls on air is lame.
Submitted by Chuck on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 15:08.
Are you saying that the directors should stay away from shots of strippers behind the Habs bench?
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Submitted by The Cat on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 15:40.
Its always the highlight of watching euro soccer, the cameraman spotting the babes.
Submitted by Y on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 19:25.
Doesn't do it for me either.
Never liked blonde.
Submitted by MikeL on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 15:06.
Hot girls are always welcome on my tv screen.
Submitted by Yeats on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 16:03.
That's the only thing that should be allowed on TV between whistles!
Submitted by Gelineau on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 14:09.
No, you are not alone. In fact, back in the early RDS days, man, I had to change the channel sometimes.
To each his own....
Submitted by Axeman on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 13:49.
I agree with you. In fact, in that picture, she looks like she could be Celine Dion's little sister.
Submitted by Habhopeful on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 13:31.
ESPN's Ranks NHL Coaches...
http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/columns/story?columnist=frei_terry&id=3515...
Actually this site is better...
http://www.fantasyhockeyscouts.com/2008/07/coach-rankings.html?cid=12528...
"If I wanted to hear from an ***, I would fart..."
Submitted by The Cat on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 13:51.
In both lists, Julien gets not enough respect, Lemaire gets too much.
Submitted by Robert L on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 13:14.
I happened onto the FHF site about two weeks after they started, and have been a regular ever since. Back then, I posted a few props to them at my site because I thought they merited mass attention.
I'm glad to see that today they are one hugely popular blog.
It's absolutely nuts that they are lawyers without a shred of political correctness.
They had this beaut a few months back on sissy Dave Manson!
http://fourhabsfans.blogspot.com/2008/07/brushes-with-habness-dave-manso...
Submitted by Chuck on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 13:29.
Their rant on Mickey Ribs is an all-time classic. It's not for the faint of heart, mind you, but it encapsulates perfectly why that guy didn't deserve a future with the Habs.
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Submitted by Jim M on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 13:58.
Chuck
And they left out some other details as well.
Submitted by MikeL on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 13:57.
link?
Submitted by Chuck on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 14:23.
http://fourhabsfans.blogspot.com/search/label/Mickey%20Ribs
Actually, they have a number of entries on Mickey; all profanity-laced and spot on the money. The specific one that I was talking about is the second entry down, but they're all well worth a read... even if you'll feel like washing your eyes out after you're finished. :)
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Submitted by MikeL on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 15:28.
haha that was an awesome read. I love nothing better than someone being both hostile and smart at the same time. It's extremely effetive.
Submitted by Fer_hab on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 13:54.
Their best (and funniest) work is when the have special guest blogger Jaro Halak.
Submitted by Chuck on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 14:26.
At times, Jaro's accent is a little to thick for me to understand.
:)
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Submitted by Robert L on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 13:43.
Oh my God yeah that one was absolutely lethal! They burried him big time. Someone that knows Ribeiro had to pass that one on to him!
Although I do not know his name, I believe HabFan10 is coming to summit.
Submitted by ProHabs on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 12:50.
I am not surprised Vancouver was interested in Ryder. Before he signed with Boston, I thought he might go to the Canucks. Play wing with the Sedins a la Anson Carter (where is he now). I never thought I would say this but I am so looking forward to field hockey at the olympics.
Submitted by Ed on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 12:41.
As far as I know, the Montreal media never visited Newfoundland while Ryder was a Hab. Ryder has not played a game with the Bruins yet, and already the Boston Globe has sent one of their people to do a piece on Ryder. I think it was a nice move on their part. It's also interesting to note that he had an offer from Vancouver that was in line with Boston's.
http://www.boston.com/sports/hockey/bruins/articles/2008/08/05/ryder_aim...
Submitted by nightmare_49 on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 13:46.
Ed - I posted the article just for you on the previous thread early this morning , Static , not bad for a mainlander eh! - Here's the segway to DuPont's article ..... http://www.boston.com/sports/hockey/bruins/extras/bruins_blog/2008/08/tr...
Submitted by Ed on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 16:02.
I saw that preview yesterday so I knew it was coming. I also know that if I miss something, you will definitely post a link to it. How do you find all those articles? You are much more informative than any blogger I know.
Yes, you are a good mainlander, or as Newfoundlanders say, a good CFA (come from away). Keep up the great work nightmare.
Submitted by xaverian001 on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 12:45.
Surprise surprise ... Gillis is an idiot. Why on earth would they fire the guy that brought in Luongo and almost had Brunstrom???
Submitted by the real vinnydj on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 12:23.
Hilarious stuff
Submitted by twocents on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 13:00.
Hey vinnydj, did you catch my submission to your 'game' the other day? It was a late entry. I think it's quite good. Here it is:
Gainey is saying,"You are touched in the head if you think my plan B is to bring Jan Bulis back to play center for us again."
Submitted by the real vinnydj on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 13:15.
I saw that lol.
Submitted by the real vinnydj on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 13:14.
I saw that lol.
Submitted by twocents on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 13:26.
If your double post is intentional, it's very funny.
If not... you may have some computer problems.:)
Submitted by Ian G Cobb on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 15:14.
two cents, it's just Parkinson's.!
Submitted by MikeL on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 11:59.
Their countdown on the right hand side of the page is priceless.
Submitted by Yeats on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 11:54.
They certainly hit the mark didn't they?
Submitted by Mike Boone on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 12:01.
They often do.
Submitted by Yeats on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 12:10.
Mike, just to be safe, you may want to think about increasing the capacity on HIO before Mats makes his final decision. Unless he signs with the Habs or retires, the "b____fest" that is going to ensue will break all prior thread records.
Submitted by Moey on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 12:44.
Those hamsters are going to be pooped! Better bring in some spares just to be safe, maybe toss in a couple of ferrets!
Submitted by Big Bird on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 12:50.
They are going to need extra horsepower (pardon the pun) so I think horses would be more appropriate, no?
Submitted by Moey on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 12:56.
C'mon BB, a horse can't fit in a server, that's why they use hamsters.
Submitted by Jim M on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 13:48.
Just don't use gerbils.
Submitted by Moey on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 14:03.
But if you have no choice, make sure you have a big can of Fabreeze handy.
Submitted by Chuck on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 13:07.
Mine obviously needs an upgrade, as it only uses lab mice.
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Submitted by Robert L on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 13:15.
Centipedes on streroids is the way to go!
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