He's started to warble

posted by Mike Boone at 20h02 EST on Aug 27


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Finally announcing that he's decided to pursure his career with the Valhalla Valkyrie, a well-over-his-playing-weight Mats Sundin waddles up to the mic and offers a final aria to his Montreal fans:

(with apologies to Don Henley)

Nobody on the road,
nobody on the beach.
I feel it in the air,
the summer's out of reach

Empty lake, empty streets,
the sun goes down alone.
I'm driving by Bob's house
though i know that he's not home ...

And i can see you
CH shining in the sun
you got your lines intact
centennial's on, baby

and i can tell you
my love for you was all a con
And now the puck teaser of summer is gone ...




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Hoegarden's picture

Wilipedia is pretty well policed but for a brillant bit of saboteur work - Philadelphia Flyers - http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NNKD3IjazNs/SLWeY2Vkt2I/AAAAAAAAASo/_qvRnnRq1n...


Nasty!!!


Habhopeful's picture

Foudn this quite old interview with Skoz on Hockeys Future website, pretty good read...

http://www.hockeysfuture.com/articles/8060/kostitsyn_blends_in_well_in_l...

"If I wanted to hear from an ass, I would fart..."


Robert L's picture

This is a great read - thanks for it.

Dare I say it, SK74 has a little Ovechkin in him!


MrSieve33's picture

Just saw this a few minutes ago...take it for whats its worth.

http://www.hockeybuzz.com/blog.php?post_id=16578


Not only does the man dress his dog,he talks to his dog and really worrying!!!...the dog is now talking back.


I'm sorry, anyone who honestly believes that "conversation" actually occured, well...I don't even know what to say. It's embarrassingly fabricated.


Robert L's picture

Yup, I totally agree. We need an Eklund/Hockey Buzz ban accross this site!


cautiousoptimist's picture

"He's a Ranger or a Canadien. about 50/50. And Gomez will be moved."

I just can't see the Rangers, who already have cap issues, moving Gomez to make room for Sundin, who'll likely make even more than Gomez does. Plus they'll have to pay whoever they get for Gomez, unless they're nutty enough to deal him for picks and prospects.

And as for this:

"Sources this morning have informed me that Schneider may be a Canadien as early as "this evening or tomorrow morning." There is much speculation surrounding this move as it may be a trigger move that comes from the Canadiens being officially "out of the Sundin Sweepstakes."

I can't possibly believe that. Why would we deal for an ancient defenseman? I really don't think he's an upgrade over Bouillon or O'Byrne -- not anymore -- and he likely makes a lot more cash than they do...

1. www.flickeringpictures.com - not a hockey site, but still kinda neat
2. Josh Gorges on Montreal's attack: "They're comin', they're comin' and they keep comin'. Just line after line, wave after wave..."


Not at $5 plus million.


Robert L's picture

The Rocket Richard Sport Illustrated Interview 1960

For those of you here who might have missed this when I posted it here over the last 48 hours.....a true must read!

The piece, taken from The Rocket's final NHL season, literally, it blew me away!

As I read through it a second time, the human being inside the legend began to emerge and layers were pealed away from what we all always recognized as Habs fans, in Richard, as being a larger than life figure.

Revealing, isn't the word!

The perception that comes out of this article, is of a mortal being, not unlike you and I, who is staring straight at a career crossroads.

http://wwwrealitycheckeyesontheprize.blogspot.com/2008/08/maurice-rocket...

Somebody ought to send this to Sundin with a note saying, "Hey Mats, if this sounds anything like you - QUIT!"


Robert L., the story has been on the web for several years, and I'm a bit surprised you hadn't seen it before given your voracious consumption of all things Canadien.

I vividly remember buying this issue of Sport Illustrated--even down to the drugstore where I got it--and I still have the cover. It was quite something; the portrait was striking, and it was very rare for Sports Illustrated to put any hockey player on its cover, much less one who played for the Canadiens. So on one level I was thrilled.

But the fact that Maurice made the magazine cover at this particular time plainly indicated that Sports Illustrated was marking the end of his career, by then a prospect I had dreaded every summer for several years. We who loved Maurice knew he was fading, of course, that he was finding the game increasingly difficult, that the end was near, but this kind of confirmation was deeply distressing. And I was even more depressed after reading the story, not because it told of anything new, but because there in black and white, indeed, in Maurice's own words, was confirmation of what we knew to be true and feared but did not want to accept.

A few months later, in September, 1960, the Rocket announced his retirement. It was one of the saddest days of my life; I was in despair and went into mourning of sorts. Maurice had scored four goals against Jacques Plante in a practice game that day, but he said in his retirement announcement that he had decided to leave the game because he wanted to make way for the younger players. That was the version that appeared in the media at the time, including the Hockey News, and, a year or so later, in Andy O'Brien's biography.

I don't know when it first became publicly known, but I did not discover the truth until decades later when I read a Red Fisher piece on Maurice that was part of his series on the 10 greatest Canadiens he saw play. General Manager Frank Selke had called Maurice into his office, noted how many games he had missed through injury in recent seasons and "suggested" he retire. Maurice, ever the team player, went along, although he was furious and felt he still had a year or two left in him.

Frank Selke, who in the Sports Illustrated article indicated that he would not oppose Maurice playing for another season if he so chose, was a great general manager, but I can't forgive him that singularly cruel ambush of a magnificent player who gave his all to the club for 18 seasons. After giving the club he loved everything he had for so long, Maurice deserved to leave the game on his own terms, or at the very least on terms discussed and mutually agreed upon in advance. Yet the player who symbolized dedication and loyalty to the club more than any other in its history was, at the end, discarded in as shabby an act of disloyalty as the game has seen.

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Edited to correct grammatical error in first sentence of third paragraph--deleted "editors" after "Sports Illustrated."


As always Robert ,very good.The other night Ian had asked about another good coach that competed against Toe Blake.While confirming my info came upon a story that in 1955 ,Doug Harvey had scored against himself giving Detroit the Cup.What is the story there?


Robert L's picture

In game 7 overtime, Tony Leswick of Detroit flicked the puck high into the Habs zone, and Harvey reached for it up high with his hand, redirecting it behind Plante. That was 1954.

One year later, with the Rocket suspended, Habs again lost to Detroit in 7.

Canadiens could have won 8 Cups in a row!


Thanks,don't remember having had heard that before.Had heard that he was as good or maybe even better ballplayer then as a hockey player (hard to imagine)


MrSieve33's picture

That was amazing...thanks for sharing.


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db's picture

Off topic but...

Someone please tell me there is a new GOAL SONG!!!

The number 21273 makes me smile.


MikeL's picture

I'm hoping for the old one.


me too the nana nana naaaaaaaaaa .... that one


xaverian001's picture

Alright ... I'm bored so here are my predictions for the west:
1 - Detroit - no brainer
2 - Dallas
3 - Calgary - the Northwest is a tough call
4 - San Jose - should see a little more offense with the new coach. Look out for a healthy Cheechoo this year.
5 - Anaheim
6 - Minnesota
7 - Edmonton - gotta love Cole! ... Eric not Bob.
8 - Phoenix - full year with Bryzgalov will make a difference
9 - Chicago - not enough depth yet.
10 - Nashville - coach Trotz will keep them in the hunt
11 - Colorado - Raycroft ... WTF were they thinking?
12 - Vancouver - they won't have Mats so they're screwed.
13 - Columbus - If Umberger can light up the league like he lit up the Habs then they might have a chance.
14 - St. Louis - watch out in a couple years.
15 - LA - will be battling the Habs for the Cup year after year for the next couple decades.
Spots 6 thru 12 is going to be one mother of a logjam. I really like the moves Edmonton and Phoenix made in the off-season and they should squeek in.


cautiousoptimist's picture

If L.A. can pick up a goalie, it won't repeat its basement performance from last year. They may not make the playoffs, but then nobody thought Washington would last year either. And I think Chicago will surprise a lot of people.

My guess, for what it's worth:

1 - Detroit
2 - Dallas
3 - Anaheim
4 - San Jose
5 - Calgary
6 - Chicago
7 - Minnesota
8 - Edmonton

1. www.flickeringpictures.com - not a hockey site, but still kinda neat
2. Josh Gorges on Montreal's attack: "They're comin', they're comin' and they keep comin'. Just line after line, wave after wave..."


MikeL's picture

I don't think Minnesota will be near as good this year. I also think Vancouver, with the Luongo factor, and Chicago could sneak in. I wouldn't count out Colorado either.


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MikeL's picture

A piece from THN's interview with Paul Kelly.
http://www.thehockeynews.com/articles/17683-Screen-Shots-QA-with-NHLPA-e...

"THN: Turning to the NHL ownership picture, there’s a sense some observers get that there’s an elaborate shell game going on here, that the league is operating in a shaky U.S. economy, that three to five teams may be on the market. If there are teams that are relocated, do the players deserve to be heavily involved in the process?"

"PK: A couple things here: No. 1, we haven’t heard about any plans at all to relocate teams or to expand. But under the collective bargaining agreement, the players have no voice and no role, in a technical manner, as it pertains to relocation or expansion. And we don’t derive any financial benefit from that, which I think is a mistake.

If the league wants to consider us partners – which I think is a misnomer, but at least ‘joint venturers’ – then players ought to have a say in the relocation or expansion of teams and share in some of the revenues there.

My view is that it is difficult for some of those teams, particularly in the American sunbelt, where they don’t have the establishment of hockey at a youth level. I grew up in Boston and there were youth hockey leagues everywhere. Every town had two or three rinks in it, and the game was and is part of our upbringing there.

But if you’re in Phoenix or you’re in Florida, it’s really tough for those teams to put people in the seats and sell the game. We understand that and maybe the revenue-sharing system is part of the answer. But our view is that if teams in any region suffer (financial) losses three or four years in a row, then stop complaining about it in a (business) system you created and imposed here, and start asking the question whether you’re in the right place.

Rather than complain about it, maybe you ought to start saying, ‘Okay, folks, it ain’t working,’ and maybe you ought to find a place it will work."


xaverian001's picture

I just read that article too ... I really like that Paul Kelly fella. He's gonna be real good for the NHLPA.


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