Finally announcing that he's decided to pursure his career with the Valhalla Valkyrie, a well-over-his-playing-weight Mats Sundin waddles up to the mic and offers a final aria to his Montreal fans:
(with apologies to Don Henley)
Nobody on the road,
nobody on the beach.
I feel it in the air,
the summer's out of reach
Empty lake, empty streets,
the sun goes down alone.
I'm driving by Bob's house
though i know that he's not home ...
And i can see you
CH shining in the sun
you got your lines intact
centennial's on, baby
and i can tell you
my love for you was all a con
And now the puck teaser of summer is gone ...