Groan!

posted by Mike Boone at 12h43 EST on Sep 24


RDS is reporting Alex Kovalev  tweaked his groin and is doubtful for the game in Detroit tonight.

If you're keeping score, that's four: Kovy, Georges Laraque, Roman Hamrlik and Patrice Brisebois.

Best groin-pull joke in the Comments section wins a game-worn jock.

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OK, we have a 35-way tie for first prize.

There were that many variations of "I pull mine every day and don't miss a shift."

 




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justintime's picture
I was at the game...let me try replying (with just my humble opinion) on some questions that you've asked about various players and performances. Desjardins: True, he didn't let in a goal. But he wasn't as sweet as perhaps the radio broadcast suggested. He gave up some bad rebounds on shots that Price would have had no trouble hanging on to. The Wings hit the post in overtime after he missed a shot which came from the Wings' blue line (during the Chelios penalty). And the shootout? Datsyuk's move was the lamest I've seen and Hossa broke his stick on his shot; but Desjardins did follow both the Leino and Holmstrom shots well, even if the moves themselves weren't anything to write home about. Komisarek: His timing was just a little off...needs more game action. Lang: Seemed to be going through the motions at times, similar to other veterans on the ice. But going through the motions still set him apart from other players. Higgins: Played well! Chipchura: Had a lot of playing time...struggled a bit early and at various times, but also had a lot of positives; hit the post, once, and tried to go 5-hole on a breakaway (beautifully started from a Markov pass)...he definitely had positives defensively, too. Just needs to build up his confidence. Subban: Wow, this guy is going to be sweet! He was the standout among young players in my mind; as reported, his offensive upside is great--and his defensive play, while needing some work, really wasn't too bad either. D'Agostini: Nice goal, after take the feed from Lang; he was solid, but not a standout throughout the game, in either a positive or negative sense. Which, I guess, isn't necessarily a bad thing. The Carle hit: He was blindsided, but it really looked like a clean, open ice hit with the shoulder...was scary seeing him lying face down, motionless, and I didn't know what happened until I got home and saw the reports. This hit led to a lengthy delay...stretcher, etc...the Habs were not at all focused when play resumed which led to the opening goal. The Habs were clearly outplayed in the first two periods. Price was sharp and kept the score close. In the third, the Habs had a slight edge, and could've won it before OT. But the veterans on both teams had at least one more notch that they didn't demonstrate tonight (well, more than one notch, but you get the picture).

Just - Thanks for your review and when i started to read it i thought you were a die hard Wing fan that got burnt by a lucky young goalie but later found out you were very objective. Listening to the game on radio i also got the impression that Subban had a good game , and you verified that , which is great news to me as i knew he had talent but i always thought he played defence like it was a strange position or like he was a forward filling in on 'D'. D'Agostini must be on a goal a game pace during pre-season the last two years and though lacking flare and is only average in most of his play he has that sniper instinct with a good shot and positioning and smells the net. Believe it or not i find him like a Scott Young or a mini Nathan Horton who you don't notice till he burns you. The prospects played well and that is what pre-season is all about.

justintime's picture
Even RDS.ca is singing praises for Desjardins...not what I saw--he really didn't inspire much confidence watching him...my stomach just dropped every time a shot came in, knowing a rebound was coming up. And the missed long shot in OT...yikes...at least it happened so fast, there was no time to be scared on that one. There was a decent smattering of Habs' fans at the game...we even tried getting an Ole chant going, and we were singing it all the way out of the arena into the streets!

TommyB's picture
RDS singing praises for a francophone player......that's something new! Thanks for your objective first-hand report. I only had access to the highlight reel on Sportsnet. I really hope some of the guys I didn't get to see in the Roberval game are in the lineup for the next televised game. Subban, in particular peaks my interest.

Bugs's picture
When's the next game? Is it Boston? Cuz it'd be a shame to lose 8-3 again... Peace Out

ColRouléBleu's picture
It's Friday against the Sens

Neil's picture
Anyone interested in buying 2 or 4 tickets to the habs game on sunday? $30 each. they are last row 435 seat 8, 9, 10, 11. but they are center ice behind the benches. Also my friend has 2 tickets available for friday. same seats. reply to the message or send me an e-mail. If you send an e-mail please put 'Tickets' in the subject because otherwise it will go in my junkmail and i'll just think you're trying to sell me viagra or something. Pretty much straight ahead from the seats you can see red fisher, pat hickey, jack todd, or ron reush in the press box. Or if you look far to the left you can see Mike Boone live blogging. (Unless they switched seats this year) It is pre-season but for $30 can you think of a better way to pass 3 hours?

ths's picture
I've got Viagra. Good prices. HIO guys get 10% off. Ask Booner he loves the stuff ...

Drive_For_25's picture
Wings had a pretty full lineup too, especially compared to ours which had very few players who will be on the habs this year. Pretty impressive even though pre season means FA. Anyone know how Chipchura looked tonight?

Kaptain K's picture
Wasnt there something similar last year...where all our top men were out for the preseason...almost "just in case" --- We ride together We die together Habs Fans for Life!

Bugs's picture
Bad boys, bad boys. Whatcha gonna dooooo? Whatcha gonna do when we come for youuuu? ...sorry, can't help myself... ____________________________________ Bugs. Wave after wave. Comin' at ya.

I don't know about you guys, but I'm starting to think that this whole groin pull thing is some sort of weird pandemic. I'm going to wake up 30 minutes early tomorrow morning and stretch before heading off to work!

ths's picture
I pull my groin every morning in the shower. No big thing sets me up for the day. That's what happens when you've been married 10 years and have young kids

twocents's picture
Yeah, this could be serious. Maybe you shouldn't go to work at all and just stretch all day.

likehoy's picture
forget the stretching you don't want to overexert yourself...just don't go to work and don't even move off this website...and give 5 minute reports on your groin.

If Desjardins is that good, maybe he should be our backup? After all, Halak did let in a bushel of goals vs the bruins.

Habs fan in SF's picture
yeah, lest we forget what halak has done when it reallt counted. desjardins? one period of play? dude, pre-season don't mean jack. barring any trade gainey might have up his sleeve, halak is our backup.

likehoy's picture
halak had 3 NHL-calibre defenseman in the lineup...the rest were sub-par and the bruins probably felt like they had something to prove despite the game meaning nothing. Halak will be alright...he wasn't born yesterday.

WindsorHab-10's picture
We only beat Boston when it counts. They know it and so do their UGLY fans.

Gary320's picture
LOL, let's relax... He played 1 period and an extra shootout of NHL hockey. Let's not jump to conclusions.

One period, 5 minutes of OT, and a shootout. Yeah, he did a great job, but I am not going to vault this guy past Halak and Denis on the basis of 25 minutes (and shootout) even if it was against Detroit. And neither is Gainey. I think it just cements further how deep we remain in net, even after the loss of Huet.

Harani's picture
Habs beat Stanley Cup Champions, Detroit!! YAY!! GO HABS GO!

likehoy's picture
that obviously makes us the stanley cup champions.

Cedrick Desjardins certainly stood tall tonight. Had to visualize on the radio, but it sounded like he really came to play. Stopped a "Murders' Row" of the Wings for the win. Hope Carle is OK. With the exception of his injury, it sounded like a pretty good night.

twocents's picture
My man Markov! Am I the only person here who listens on the radio on a fairly regular basis? I have done this for over thirty years and really like it. Seeing a game on the tube is better but a good broadcast crew makes a radio call a different and great experience. In my opinion. The Internet has been a godsend for this option. I used to try to dial in CJAD on the night airwaves and listen to a half broken, static laced, weak signal.And still loved it. Use to catch Red Sox games form Boston in mOntreal as a kid that way too. No cable where I have lived for the past 14 years.

Chorske's picture
In many ways I prefer to listen to the games on the radio... these days, mostly via internet. It's free (once you've paid for internet)- plus I've tended to live in spots where the tv bunny ears didn't work too well. I grew up listening to *** Irvin. My folks were pretty strict about TV nights and bedtimes, so I'd often sneak my transistor radio under my pillow and listen to the games after 'lights out'. These were the heady days of the late 70s, and it seemed like we couldn't lose, and that legends walked among us. Awesome memories.

twocents's picture
It's great how many among us have these shared experiences connecting us together through this marvelous team. My brother bought my a clock radio when I was 9 or 10. It was my prized possession after 'lights out'. The sound of *** Irvin's voice still stirs up so many memories in me. During the summer I would pull in a station from Boston and ended up being a big Red Sox fan in my teens. I can't remember the names of the broadcast crew for them but they too were marvelous. Hearing Carl Yastrzemski play in the twilight of his career was pretty damn cool. Oh, Joe Castiglione(sp.) was one, the other.....

T-roy West's picture
Hey Eric, when a was a kid growing up in New Brunswick I used to lay in bed at night and listen to the Habs games in french. So many good memories. Listening to those games on the radio was awesome.

twocents's picture
Yeah it's great. It's like your mind uses all the images you take in from watching games on tv. The way the individual players move and shoot and pass. Then, when you are listening on radio, you create pictures in your mind of the game, using the stored images as the raw material for the live action. OK I better stop... :)

Give you credit for being dedicated.

twocents's picture
Yeah, I guess. Before the internet, my wife use to shake her head, she would walk into the living room and swear she could not comprehend anything but, because I had been doing this since I was a kid, I had developed an ability to hear through some pretty messed up radio signals. Theatre of the mind, ya know.

yathehabsrule's picture
Yeah I use it when the games are no on TV or streamed online...Might try the RDS feed this year but the free game wouldn't even let me register. Rick and Murray do a great job..

HAB-PROFESSOR's picture
my usual configuration is RDS video and CJAD audio on the big screen, can't wait for the season...

yathehabsrule's picture
my CJAD feed online is usually 30 seconds behind the tv..I'd rather listen to Rick and Murray over Cole/Millen on a Saturday night..lol

HAB-PROFESSOR's picture
correct, but 30sec?...the radio is about 5 sec delay (online) for me, so its liveable! Otherwise its RDS all the way, more lively commentary anyway, sometimes the guys on CJAD get on a negative monotone commentary.

Number31's picture
Wham, bam, thank you Markov! Good job Cedrick the Entertainer. Take that, hockey robots! ****** the notwithstanding clause - The general consensus of an ordinary Habs fan in Montreal

Vince is Possible in 2015's picture
OLE... OLE OLE OLE... OLE... OLE Way to go Markov _______________________ "ITS NOT EASY BEING GREEN...FOR A SUPERSTAR"

Bugs's picture
Un-BER-leivable! Ave Maria! The Isotopes win the game! The Isotopes win the game! The Isotopes win the game! Peace Out. ____________________________________ Bugs. Wave after wave. Comin' at ya.

RudeMood19's picture
I know it's pre-season, but I liked how the team played. _____________________________________________________________ 1. February 19th, 2008, a day which will live in sublimity.

How do I listen to a habs game? what's the website?

yathehabsrule's picture
www.cjad.com/player/player you can stil get the post game

Steiner's picture
Atta boy Markov. Good on Desjardins. Imagine what he must have been feeling - facing guys like that. In a shootout no less.

yathehabsrule's picture
That's his season highlight! Did a great job!

sidhu's picture
Datsyuk - saved D'Ag - missed Hossa - saved Beauregard - saved Leino - missed Higgins - missed Holmstrom - saved Markov - GOALLLLLLLLLL

Habhopeful's picture
Markov won it!! "We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital." ~Brad Park.

Rooster's picture
holmstrom hossa datsyuk why aren't they giving the kids a chance? W00T MARKY ~Listen to the rooster! He knows what he's saying!

Gary320's picture
Habs win in shootout.

Habhopeful's picture
Wow desjardins is really showing his stuff... "We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital." ~Brad Park.

sidhu's picture
Yeah he shut down some big guns there in the SO...

yathehabsrule's picture
Desjardins stoning the Wings big guys!

Habhopeful's picture
Noone has scored yet... "We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital." ~Brad Park.

Gary320's picture
2-2. Going into shootouts. Shootouts on the Radio. Thats going to be sweet.

twocents's picture
(meant to post above)

jimstr's picture
HUGE SAVES!!! ______ an expert is someone who learns more and more about less and less, and eventually knows everything about nothing.

Richard's picture
I would have loved to be able to watch this game. We're only playing them one more time this year before beating them in 6 games in June.

Number31's picture
So mean that this game isn't on TV. ARGH! ****** the notwithstanding clause - The general consensus of an ordinary Habs fan in Montreal

By my count ,Detroit has 4 more reguliars playing tonight.

PattyBoy31's picture
and Grabovski just scored

Habhopeful's picture
wow a nice goal by grabovski...lol....Seriously... "We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital." ~Brad Park.

Number31's picture
Ok I know this is preseaon but...Habs seem to be doing alright with almost none of their big stars, tons of penalties, a knocked out defender, bunch of prospects and two young goalies (is this Cedrick's first taste of the NHL? Against the Stanley Cup Champions?). Tied with the hockey robots of Detroit? Makes me smile. ****** the notwithstanding clause - The general consensus of an ordinary Habs fan in Montreal

Xtrahabsfan's picture
Ok, just seen the hit on Carle and it appears to be one of those classic C.Neil blind shoulder pad shots to the head,its a freaking cheap shot and is an obvious attempt to injure.That type of hit will one day cost a lot more than a short term injury,mark my words. Either change the shoulder padding or ban head shots period..........

Chorske's picture
Carle had his head down, and he shouldn't have. But looking at the clip, the detroit dude skates across from just behind his field of vision... making this an unfair hit- legal, but dirty. RDS were saying that Carle is ok, but you don't get knocked cold like that without at least a slight concussion.

This groin pull epidemic suggests at least 15 minutes of stretching for Habs players before even contemplating a fart!

Bugs's picture
Sounds like he got a "good look" at that goal...(snort)...a "good look"...(giggle)...bwaaah-ha. Beauregard?! Get it?! Ohhh...a classic, that one. I gotta go lie down. Before I do, quick question, I managed to get a picture on. I tried to put a "signature" in, but it doesn't appear. What gives? Thanks. Peace Out.

yathehabsrule's picture
I thought "Peace Out" was your signature

Bugs's picture
It is. But I wanna put something cool under the bottom of my posts like you guys. How do I do that? I put in a few words in the signature box, but it only shows up in my post box. What gives?

cautiousoptimist's picture
That's where it's supposed to be -- if you type your post above the inserted signature, they'll both be posted. 1. www.flickeringpictures.com - not a hockey site, but still kinda neat 2. Josh Gorges on Montreal's attack: "They're comin', they're comin' and they keep comin'. Just line after line, wave after wave..."

HabsColor's picture
Goal: MTL DEAUREGARD,T.; LANG,R.; MARKOV,A. 19' Wrist (12:09 3rd)

Gary320's picture
2-2. Beauregard. Another assist for Lang. I like this guy.

Hoegarden's picture
3 shots for Beauregard. 1- goal 1- goal post 1- stopped by goalie

Not too shabby!

My namesake! I have to admit I'm pretty chuffed at seeing my name in the boxscore for les Habitants. Like a dream come true without even stepping on the ice! :)

You really do have to get a jersey with all the trimmings for the Centennial Year!

Gary320's picture
Latendresse is not on the Canadiens bench, it is believed that he might be injured.

Dare I guess, a groin?

sidhu's picture
He must have been interviewed by Chantal during the intermission and then, yada yada yada, he's done for the game.

Bugs's picture
- Chipchura rate un filet ouvert!!! - Complètement ouvert. Ggg-ggg... Peace Out.

Bugs's picture
"Une autre chance en or ratée par le Canadien!" Are y'all sick of hearing that too? Cuz right before and right after, it's always, "Détroit domine outrageusement le match." Oh....WHO'S bleeding??? Ggg-ggg... Peace Out.

yathehabsrule's picture
as Chipchura misses the open net....

Bean's picture
Lidstrom.

Bugs's picture
Oh, okay. Phew. P.

Hoegarden's picture
Cedric Desjardins in the nets.

HNS's picture
Is Price in goal?

Bean's picture
He played the first two periods and from the sounds of it was pretty damn sharp. They're bringing out Desjardins for the third.

Ed's picture
It's hard to get excited about a preseason game like this when both teams are probably playing only 8 to 10 players who will be on the opening night roster. However, nhl.com is showing Komisarek with 10 hits after just 2 periods, while the whole Wings team has 9. Komisarek is taking it seriously. Shots are 27 to 9 for Detroit, so I guess Price is playing well as expected. Montreal is only 32% on the faceoffs, but they are missing Koivu, Plekanec, and Lapierre. Chipchura has won only 1 of 9.Bouillon has already played over 20 minutes. I can't wait for the regular season to begin. http://www.nhl.com/scores/htmlreports/20082009/ES010020.HTM

Ed - Your back , the stat man , super. ..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpHLEm9-0bg

Ed's picture
Yes, but I left out the most important one, the score. Oh! Montreal just tied it 2-2.

Ed - Glad to see nhl.com game stats working , would of loved to see them Monday night in Harper country, lol.

HabsColor's picture
Komy is just testing how his offseason exercise pays off: http://www.nhl.com/nhl/app/?service=page&page=NewsPage&articleid=380925

HabsColor's picture
The muscle injuries came from "too relaxing" in the off season. Anyway, I'd rather accept early injury issues than that in deep season and playoffs.